Fat People Say WHAT?!??!?!?

3wishesandthensome:

Faysal: *picks a punishment called “hamazon” with an icon that is a picture of ham*

Also Faysal: man I hope it doesn’t involve me eating ham I can’t do that

muvaship:

someone said paul never referred to himself in third person as if I didn’t have to hear him scream “ya boy” at the screen week in and week out for two seasons straight

tacky-boo:

the other houseguests when sam tries to join the conversation as a robot:

hatchibomitar:

ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

keithkoqane:

I’m in class right now and the guy in front of me just opened up the registration website, dropped out of this class and got up and left

(Source: royvmustang)